I had big, big plans that I had set in train, oh, back in November practically, which in internet cat years is like, pre-historic. Had all the things chosen — products and services — and thought, Ah sure, just organise the photos and take care of it while you are away.

I have left allll the info and stuff on my external hard drive at home.

LOLLLLLLLLLLL. *Sigh*

Wait, maybe I am genius and I put it on a USB, but why would I, what with the cloud and all?

Wait, did I bring a USB — crap. {Yes, but did not back up.}

Okay, time to plumb my actual as opposed to virtual memory. In order of remembering:

> We Love Laser Photo-facial
> HD Brows
> Vichy Pureté Thermale Soothing Eye Make-Up Remover
> AVON Glimmerstick Brow Definer
> Dermalogica Hydro-active Mineral Salts
> Huile Prodigieuse
> L’Oréal Nude Magique
> Human+Kind All-in-One Cream
> Sisley Black Rose Masque
> Dr Lewinn’s Renunail Treatment
> BeneFit PoreFessional
> Hourglass Cosmetics

Well, I lied because clearly I no longer have actual memory at my disposal: checked my email and found most of them.

Whew! Right, so, tune in over the next several days!

***

Dammit, photos all at home, too. Massive linkage will ensue.