Not me lady-choobs — I suspect this only plays in Ireland. Maybe even only in Dublin.*
I decided, as you do, that I wanted to smell like bliss’ vanilla+bergamot, which I love unconditionally and have written about before. I have used up my body buff and if I ever had the soapy suds, that was long gone. All I had left was the body butter, and I was all set for a good butterin’ from neck to toe.
Alas! The tube made the splattery-farty noise that is the death knell of product that dispenses from from such a package. LOL — sorry, it is very adolescent all up in here today.
I further decided that if there was a tiny blob yet to be had up this tube, I was going after it. So I got out the scissors.
Except! There was like, tonnes of it left. This stuff is so rich that this was definitely way too much for one usage.
Look, I think there’s a little bit left…
Would you go to such lengths to get the last bit of a thing?
The bliss prices are in the link, but should you not be arsed:
Body Butter £20/€25/$28
Body Buff £28/€39/$36
Soapy Suds £16/€22/$18
Elemis Sp@Home Skin Nourishing Body Scrub
Go here for some gratuitous CumberPecs
*’Choobs’=tubes=internal lady parts. But you call them ‘yer choobs’ when you are annoyed about something. ‘How To Kill A Joke In One Easy Step.’