Top Twelve of 2012: Um.

I had big, big plans that I had set in train, oh, back in November practically, which in internet cat years is like, pre-historic. Had all the things chosen — products and services — and thought, Ah sure, just organise the photos and take care of it while you are away.

I have left allll the info and stuff on my external hard drive at home.

LOLLLLLLLLLLL. *Sigh*

Wait, maybe I am genius and I put it on a USB, but why would I, what with the cloud and all?

Wait, did I bring a USB — crap. {Yes, but did not back up.}

Okay, time to plumb my actual as opposed to virtual memory. In order of remembering:

> We Love Laser Photo-facial
> HD Brows
> Vichy Pureté Thermale Soothing Eye Make-Up Remover
> AVON Glimmerstick Brow Definer
> Dermalogica Hydro-active Mineral Salts
> Huile Prodigieuse
> L’Oréal Nude Magique
> Human+Kind All-in-One Cream
> Sisley Black Rose Masque
> Dr Lewinn’s Renunail Treatment
> BeneFit PoreFessional
> Hourglass Cosmetics

Well, I lied because clearly I no longer have actual memory at my disposal: checked my email and found most of them.

Whew! Right, so, tune in over the next several days!

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Dammit, photos all at home, too. Massive linkage will ensue.

The Lag of the Jet

Not so bad! Although my skin feels like I would just like to scrape off the top layer. Travel makes me feel so grotty.

I started writing a whole long thing, and it sounded fairly psycho, so: maybe the jet lag is actually standard order, and I should just step away from the keyboard.

Yeah, definitely: I have already forgotten why my sister and I were talking about feet, and the conversation took place only an hour ago.

I was trying to remember the name of this, and I kept thinking ’emoji’. Which, in fairness, is not that hard to see. The Emjoi part of the MICRO Pedi is right there, waiting be confused with the little iPhone icon yokes out of Japan. It is really good, and I have to say that all that skin I scraped off, it’s pretty much stayed off? Which seems impossible? It may also be that I’m not wearing shoes that are not hard on my feet, which = not a’tall sexy, but what is less sexy than lizard feet?

‘Kay, think I may go take a nap.

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Jet Plane, Leaving on A: The Cull

CULLED FROM THE HERDThis is spectacularly out of focus, and under normal circs, I would reshoot.

I think it’s out of focus because yesterday I was already flyin’, and then immediately after I shot it I had to be somewhere else, like, pronto, so I didn’t check.

Also: wow, is that really all I am taking? It must be so, because it is in the bag and I am not taking it out again.

See, the thing is: I basically use the same number of things all the time. The brands may change, but the essentials do not. I mean, okay, a million lipsticks/balms, sure! But one moisturiser is most definitely {probably} sufficient.

I do like my routine, and I suppose that having a variety of product at my disposal makes it more difficult to cull.

This may sound like a humblebrag, by the impetus is not to show off — it’s more to show that we absolutely don’t need gobs of stuff to keep our skin healthy, or to enjoy making up our faces.

Unless you want to have to gobs of stuff, etc, and then, well, here’s yer sister, obvs.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to panickedly go see did I pack the power lead for Sir Tony, my Mac AirBook.

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Jet Plane, Leaving On A: The Packing

I hate this part.

Okay, look: it may seem that I am high maintenance, but I’ll say it again. It’s only high maintenance if I’m not prepared to take care of it myself. Like, there’s no one I am asking to carry bags for me, right? Nor do I expect anybody to, you know, apply any of this stuff on person.

But I really do require copious product to feel I am groomed to the standard to which I have become accustomed.

This is what I brought with me, last year, on my Christmas hols:

LAST YEARThis seemed like a lot in 2011, but clearly 2012 has created more a demand for… more stuff. Ah, sure, one year older, maybe that’s it?

More likely, I’ve only started organising the bag, and so some editing may yet occur. I have an entire separate bag of make up, is the issue. And more hair care, this year, I think. And those La Roche Posay Toleraine Eye Makeup Remover* ampoules, they take up a lot of space! {No, they don’t, and the beauty of them is that they don’t make the return trip.}{And how many times in your life do you get to use the word ampoules?}

Well, have a look. I can’t even bear to take it all out of the bag to show:

FIRST PASS

Okay, something will need to be done. I’ve got to consolidate the best I can, and stick all that shampoo and conditioner and body wash into my shoes.

See, what I do is, when I travel, I bring samples of things I haven’t tried?<<Hardest Working Woman in Show Business. No, seriously, it totally makes sense — but! What if I don’t like the thing, the serum, the styling gel, the whatever? Then I need to bring a back up!

{Insert big, windy sigh here.}

Look! This is the makeup alone!

THE MAKEUP ALONE!Gah. Okay, BRB.

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*These are the blue things that you can barely see underneath all the other stuff.

Festive Form: All the Things in LUSH

First of all, Mr Punch soap has gin in it.

6092-Mr-Punch-Full-640-x-587It’s €4.25 for 100g, which, depending upon your relations, may be just right, or… or not. In addition to the gin, there are cucumbery, melony notes, that all activate once you hop in the bath.

Gin is made from juniper berries, which are no-brainer ingredients for the natural cosmetics company, since juniper berries are natural and grow on… bushes?*

Here are some samples from the extraordinarily comprehensive, beautifully-wrapped line. Funnily enough, two out of the three contain a gin-based product!

01 CHRISTMAS PARTY

Christmas Party {€10.25} has no gin in it. But still, it looks fun, and would be perfect for a young lad, or a Secret Santa work thing.

02 JOLLY HOLLY DAYS

Jolly Hollydays {€32.95} comes with six products, including an Each Peach massage bar, and 100gs of our ould pal, Mr Punch.

03 TWAS THE NIGHT

‘Twas The Night {€64.95} is so, so pretty. It is the essence of a sophisticated Christmas, via its packaging alone. Your loved one can re-purpose the box as well, it is so well made – which it would have to be, since it is chock full of stuff. I’ve raved about the Ro’s Argan Body Conditioner in the past, and there’s a massive Angels Delight soap moon, too. And! you guessed it: the thing that has the gin in it.

No gin was partaken in the writing of this post, which I am sure you were wondering.

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*Bushes and trees.

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I don’t even like gin.

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Festive Face: Who’s Under Pressure?!?!

I feel the reindeer breathing down my neck.

SONY DSCGet back to basics with Matis Fundamental Gift Set {€69; worth €107} — you get — I mean, the person for whom you are buying this will get a full-sized Fundamental Beautifying Cream, and samples of the Lift Effect Gel, Radiance Revealing Serum, Avantage Initial, and Youth Hand Cream SPF10. The container re-purposes as a jewellery box!

CLINIQUE black tie violets2

What could be better than Clinique Bonus Time? A Clinique gift set the like of which you see here. Black Tie Violets {€70} comes with all that lovely stuff — that little wand-y thing is a lower lash mascara — in a typically lovely wee bag. I can personally vouch for everything except that bottom lash mascara, and give a very special shout out for the eyeshadow, which blends beautifully, and makes the eyes pop {not in a scary way.}

JETSET

I’ve got an eternal fondness for BeneFit packaging, and this is a new fave, because She’s So Jetset {€39.50} comes with PoreFessional and the legendary They’re Real! mascara. You also get a 4-shade eyeshadow palette, a lip gloss in Life on the A-list, and some face powder.

DEBENHAMS cristal

If you know anyone who is really good at putting on false eyelashes, here’s an attention-getting pair: Dior Grand Bal Limited Edition False Eyelashes {€26}. I would pay someone to apply them for me, as I am not so good at them. Sparkly! {And sold out in BT’s Dublin, so ring round if you are after a set yourself.}

Festive Frontage: Wonderbra Ultimate Strapless

My shoulders have gotten some lovely definition from the horseriding, and I’ve gotten my collarbones back, too, which is: wha’? I don’t know, but I’m happy enough, and want to show them off this holiday season.

At this stage, I revisit the horror that is the strapless bra.

If it’s not one failure, it’s another. It feels too loose. It feels too tight. The cups don’t stay up. The cups are squashy. It digs into that place under your arms. It either feels like some kind of medieval torture instrument, or you don’t trust it. If you can’t trust your strapless bra…! Total nightmare.

Here’s a dream come true.

WONDERBRA 2The Wonderbra Ultimate Strapless packaging boasts that it ‘feels like you’re holding yourself in place’. I immediately thought to myself WTF, that is ridic — Oh, right.

It must be some function of that extra X chromosome, but I admit to hoiking up the ladies every now again, when debating a boob lift. They always look so nice that way! So the notion that a bunch of scientists did a bunch of Science to replicate this action makes me think that Science is finally making good use of Its time.

Quit searching for the God particle, lads! Make me the perfect strapless bra!

And so they have. Now, this thing is structurally sound in the extreme, in that you can’t fold it into itself to stick in the drawer. I tried and I felt like I was compromising its architectural integrity. So I’m keeping the yoke it came upon, because I don’t want to do anything bad to this, ever.

WONDERBRA pack

It really fits. It doesn’t pinch, it feels like it’s going to stay in place, and in fact, it does stay in place: in the interest of my own scientific inquiry, I danced around the flat and the shizz did not budge.

The thing is, those scientists — or was it engineers? — anyway, the brassiere boffins made these polycarbonate hand-shaped structures that are moulded into the cups, negating the need for that pesky, pokey underwire. Wearing the bra is exactly like you are cupping your own boobs*. Don’t dwell on it too much, trust me; and trust me on the fit of this thing, it is spectac.

I do feel that it doesn’t really do the pushing-together thing that I need for optimum cleavage, but it makes up for that in stupendous support and comfort.

Hmmm, I guess this isn’t really a gift for anyone but yourself? Whoops!

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The Wonderbra sizes from A to F! €46/£24/$54

* Helen Mirren, Oscar dress, felt like boobs were cupped by the hands of angels? How far back in time is that event? My brain, and its cray cray storage system.

B&B! Q&A: Marissa Carter, of the Beauty of the Same Name

Welcome to the inaugural B&B! QnA. I keep wanting to write in the editorial ‘we’ voice, because that’s my background, but seriously, this is only ‘me’ here, Cocoa Brown by Marissa Carter - 1 Hour Tan web picso: Marissa Carter, of Carter Beauty, kindly A’d the following Qs, talking about her new product, Cocoa Brown self tan, and gives us — you! — some tips about starting your own beauty business.

How you did you get into the beauty game?
Beauty was always my thing. I was ‘the friend’ that held you down with my knee while I plucked your eyebrows; the one sneaking into the bathroom in school to put makeup on, and the go-to-person if you needed advice on beauty products.

After school, I went to DIT Aungier Street to study Management & Marketing. Like most of my friends I took a year out to travel, but I never did go, in the end: I got offered a job in a beauty college. As part of my salary remuneration I could study Beauty Therapy and that was it really! I was like a duck to water and have never looked back.

Can you talk about how you came to make the decision to start your own salon, and where it all began?
Carter Beauty had humble beginnings operating out of a little room in the back of a house that I was renting, and has grown organically into the success it is today. I was very happy in my job in the beauty college, working as the Course Co-Ordinator and also teaching Beauty Therapy, but I am a very driven person, and one day I woke up and decided I wanted to run my own business. There was no convincing me otherwise.

I had very little money and no one to give me any, so it was on a wing and a prayer that I opened Carter Beauty! Luckily, it worked out but it took me a few years to be able to take the same salary that I had been earning in my job. That’s the risk you take when you go out on your own though, I suppose.

What advice would you have for anyone looking to start up their own salon?
Three things:
First of all, you need to be the best at what you do. If you stand in the middle of road, you get knocked down. I made sure that whatever beauty services I was offering were the best, and I took every class and course I could to further my skills and education. I still do. And I make sure my staff are as passionate about being the best as I am.

Second bit of advice is to ask yourself honestly why you want to be your own boss, because you’ll never work harder than you do as your own boss. Never. The buck stops with you and you’ll never again take a holiday where you can switch off 100%, so you must be prepared to make that commitment.

Lastly: hire people who are better than you in areas of the business where you might be weak. If you always want to be the smartest person in the room you’ll never reach your full potential because you’ll have no one to learn from!

Cocoa Brown by Marissa Carter €8.00You’ve recently launched your own brand of tan. Can you lay out the nuts and bolts of that process?
Creating a beauty product from scratch has always been a dream of mine. I gave birth to a beautiful baby boy in March this year, and while on maternity leave I had bought some new box-sets and books, and thought I would finally have the time to indulge and not do any work.

I don’t know why I thought that my drive would turn off and that I’d change once I had a baby. Yes, my priorities have shifted and being a mummy is my most important job but I’m still me! I soon found myself working with a product formulator, graphic designer and distributor all at once to bring Cocoa Brown by Marissa Carter – 1 HOUR TAN to life.

There are so many different aspects involved in building a brand, but at the end of the day it comes back to business basics: work with people you trust and like and fill in any gaps in your skill set with talented people. I was introduced to Gordon and Fran in Sundrelle, a pharmacy distributor and we hit it off instantly. They are the exclusive distributor for Cocoa Brown and have rolled out the product into 150 pharmacies across the country.

What makes Cocoa Brown different from other tans?
When you apply fake tan, you usually have to leave it on overnight, or wait for about eight hours for it to sink into the skin and develop; Cocoa Brown contains accelerating ingredients which carry the tan into the skin and speed up the development time. You can actually wash the product off after as little as one hour, and the tan will continue to develop into a rich cocoa brown colour. If you want a deeper, darker tan you can leave the product on the skin for up to three hours.

The tan has a fresh scent which is ‘Tahitian Gardenia’, a light floral that’s not too sweet. The ‘biscuit smell’ you sometimes get in fake tans occurs when DHA (the active tanning agent in tan) comes into contact with air on the surface layers of the skin. The accelerating ingredients in Cocoa Brown carries the product into the skin so no DHA is left to linger on the surface getting smelly!

And! The tan comes in a 150ml mousse can and retails at an incredible €8.00. Carter Beauty is renowned for giving customers excellent value for money so it makes sense that my new brand Cocoa Brown, does too.

At the moment if you want to get a professional Spray Tan with Cocoa Brown you can get it for €20 in Carter Beauty. In the near future, select salons nationwide will also offer the service.

I am interested in issues around self esteem and beauty processes. I suppose there is an argument that women seek this stuff out because they feel bad about their appearance — I myself had to learn that my bare face is beautiful too! In your opinion, what’s the good argument for tending to one’s appearance?
Last year, for Lent, I gave up wearing makeup for the 40 days. It was an eye-opening experience for me and forced me to become comfortable bare-faced. I had acne as a teenager, and I think that I used makeup as a mask — and the association of feeling more confident with makeup stayed with me long after my skin cleared up.

I like to take care of my skin so that I feel radiant without makeup but I also enjoy getting dolled up. I enjoy the ritual of applying makeup and tan, of painting my nails and doing anything that beautifies me. I think even if I woke up looking like Jessica Alba and didn’t need a stitch of makeup, I would still apply it now and then, because beauty is an experience to me, so much more than the end result.

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Cocoa Brown by Marissa Carter – 1 HOUR TAN 150ml Mousse (€8.00) is available in pharmacies nationwide. 

Follow the brand on Twitter @CocoaBrownTan and Facebook facebook.com/cocoabrowntan

Mark Hill Salon Professional and The Hair: Long May it Wave

I wasn’t sure, going to bed on Wednesday night, if I was going to wash my hair Thursday morning.

Thursday afternoon was going to be packed, which would usually call for squeaky clean locks, but according to my iPhone, the weather looked to be squally, so why waste the energy, if The Hair was only going to get rained on?

I decided that in the a.m., I would blast the roots with some class of dry shampoo, and iron it out. It would be fine.

I twisted it up into a knot on the top of my head and slept the sleep of the decisive.

When I unravelled it the next day, it looked… really big and wavy and kind of good? This is, I believe, a direct result of having used Moroccanoil Hydrating Styling Cream on Wednesday. I love this stuff so much I want to marry it; I’m going to be writing yet another paean of lurve to it in a few weeks, so for now will just direct you here.

I felt inspired by this wavy largeness to make it even wavier and larger, and so I cracked open the Mark Hill Salon Professional Bad Girl Glam Wicked Waver from Boots{€69}.

00 MARK HILL WAVERWicked, indeed. As are the crazy gloves supplied: sensible to have one for each hand, odd that they are only for the thumb and first two fingers — I felt like a doe, or something.

Odd, because they look odd, but also I am odd because I am not very good at these implements, and need my whole hand to make it work.

Or so I thought. Continue reading

Festive Flippin’ Amazing: Hampers & Co Christmas Selections

Hampers & Co The Ultimate B 1

Look. At. That.

Before I go any further, okay: it costs a grand. That would be One Large in The Wire-speak. But! If you have many siblings, or close cousins, and you all want to club in together, depending on how many you are, it could cost you only €100 to get your parents, or your parents + aunt & uncle, this massive, flippin’ amazing hamper.

Look at it! There are eleven bottles in it, and I am not talking bottles of spring water. Bollinger Champagne! Jameson! Red and white wine, and port, and creme liqueur!

Coffee, tea, jam, cakes, choccies, cheeses, biscuits for cheese, nuts, decorations! Christmas crackers, relish, mustard, dressings, Fancy Serviettes — a Fancy Serviette holder! I could go on and on, because I adore this thing, this inanimate object. An inanimate object, that in fairness, is animating me beyond all sense.

Plus: THE HAMPER ITSELF with which you can go somewhere pastoral and pretend that you are in an episode of Downton Abbey. OMGGGGG.

What is that little tin, bottom right, the one that looks like a wee suitcase? I love it. {I suspect it is the Walker’s Shortbread Fingers.}

I love everything here, unconditionally, and with the whole of my heart.

So, yeah, I know, €1000, but seriously, embark upon my plan and you cannot fail. And there is enough to share out, frankly, amongst three pairs of parent-y/aunt’n’uncley adults, the ones who always so hard to buy for, you just have to legislate for who gets the hamper, which could get ugly — but if you bring it forward as your idea, I’d say that’s all the argument you need.

The hamper is, essentially, your intellectual property. You can tell ’em I said so. {However, I am not available to mediate any negotiations. Nor would you want to hire me, because my fee would be the hamper. Bwahahahaha.}

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Hampers & Co interactive brochure is here. I could ‘leaf’ through it all day long.